All Jacked Up Wilson, Gretchen Well, 5:30pm rolls around, there's a lil ol' joint outside of town Only got time for just a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears The next thing you know the bartenders pouring Shots are flowing, got me stoned man All I really know is that I should be going But I'm soakin' up the moment And I'm all jacked up! All jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you're all jacked up It was getting mighty close to 9 o'clock What the hell, I'll have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I might of must of gone a li'l too far Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue Ten foot two with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it coming I deserved it too Cause I was all jacked up! All jacked up! Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up [Fiddle Break] Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my god it's 2 o'clock, I can't find my keys and my truck's locked So I grab a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow, got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good show All jacked up (All jacked up!) All jacked up (All jacked up!) Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up Jacked up! (All jacked up! All jacked up!) WOOOOO! One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car Don't start no stuff in no bar Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are, when you're all... Jacked up (All jacked up!) All jacked up (All jacked up!) All jacked up (All jacked up!) All jacked up (All jacked up!)