Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Sugarloaf Long distance, directory-assistance, area code 212 I said hey hey mama this is Mr. Rhythm & Blues He said hello and put me on hold To say the least the cat was cold, he said Don't call us, child, we'll call you (I said, you got my number?) (He said, yeah I got it when you walked in the door) Don't call us... we'll call you Don't call us... we'll call you I got your name from a friend of a friend Who said he used to work with you Do you remember the all-night preacher from Stereo-92? Yeah! I said Could you relate to our quarter-track tape? You know the band performs in the nude! He said, Uh-uh! Don't call us child, we'll call you Listen kid, you paid for the call You ain't bad, but we've heard it all before (Yeah, it sounds like uh... John, Paul and George) Anyway, we cut a hit and toured a bit With the song he said he couldn't use And now he calls, and begs and crawls (It's telephone Deja Vu) We got percentage points and lousy joints And all the glitter we can use, mama, so haha Don't call us, now we'll call you (You may have heard this one too before) Listen kid, you paid for the call Well, you ain't bad but I've heard it all before Don't call us... we'll call you Don't call us... we'll call you Don't call us... Don't call us... we'll call you Don't call us... we'll call you Don't call us... we'll call you