Bitch School
Spinal Tap

You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey
I try to teach you
But you just won't be good

You won't behave the way a big girl should
It's time to give that whip a crack
I'm gonna have to send you back to

Bitch School!
Bitch School!

You're a beauty
You're the best of your breed
You're a handful
And I know what you need
You need training
Gonna bring you to heel

I'm gonna break you with my will of steel
Discipline's my middle name
And no one comes back the same from

Bitch School!
Bitch School!

No more sniffling strangers
Or running free at night
You think my bark's bad, honey
Wait 'til you feel my bite
Wait 'til you feel my bite!

[Solo]

You got problems
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy
You wanna dance with my leg
I'm gonna chain you
Make you sleep out of doors

You're so fetching when you're down on all fours
And when you hear your master
You will come a little faster, thanks to

Bitch School!
Bitch School! 
Bitch School! Gonna have to take you back to
Bitch School!