Three Little Pigs
Green Jelly

Why don't you sit right back and I... I may tell you a tale...
a tale of 3 Little pigs and a big, bad, wolf!

Well, the first little piggy... well, he was kinda hick
He spent most of his days Just day dreamin' of the city
And then one day he bought a guitar. He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city
Built his house outta straw - what a pity!
Then one day, jammin on some chords, along came the wolf knockin on his door

 Chorus:
Little pig, little pig let me in! (Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!)
Little pig, little pig let me in! (Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!)
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in!
Huffin', puffin' blow your house in!
Huffin', puffin' blow your house in!
Huffin' and puffin' an' I'll blow your house in!

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stokin' 
Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans & sticks
Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on his big bad harley

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Well, the third little piggy, a grade A student
His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent
Earned his master's degree from Harvard college
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion Hollywood hills, daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
Then one day came the old house masher: Big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher

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Well the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed all that he could
And low and behold, the little piggy's house stood 
It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned as he pouted
So they called 9-eleven like any piggy would
They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could
(Yo wolf face! I'm your worst nightmare... Your ass is mine!)

Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
And that's the end of the story for you and me
But still give a listen, you just may, hear the big wolf & little piggies say

{Chorus}

Huffin' and a-puffin' an' I'll blow your house in!  {4x}