Three Little Pigs Green Jelly Why don't you sit right back and I... I may tell you a tale... a tale of 3 Little pigs and a big, bad, wolf! Well, the first little piggy... well, he was kinda hick He spent most of his days Just day dreamin' of the city And then one day he bought a guitar. He moved to Hollywood to become a star But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city Built his house outta straw - what a pity! Then one day, jammin on some chords, along came the wolf knockin on his door Chorus: Little pig, little pig let me in! (Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!) Little pig, little pig let me in! (Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!) Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in! Huffin', puffin' blow your house in! Huffin', puffin' blow your house in! Huffin' and puffin' an' I'll blow your house in! Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stokin' Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin' Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach Gettin' paid money for religious speech Built his shelter from what he garbage picked Mostly made up of old cans & sticks Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley Along came the wolf on his big bad harley {Chorus} Well, the third little piggy, a grade A student His daddy was a rock star, named Pig Nugent Earned his master's degree from Harvard college Built his house from his architect knowledge A tri-level mansion Hollywood hills, daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills Then one day came the old house masher: Big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher {Chorus} Well the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed all that he could And low and behold, the little piggy's house stood It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted The wolf just frowned as he pouted So they called 9-eleven like any piggy would They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could (Yo wolf face! I'm your worst nightmare... Your ass is mine!) Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see And that's the end of the story for you and me But still give a listen, you just may, hear the big wolf & little piggies say {Chorus} Huffin' and a-puffin' an' I'll blow your house in! {4x}