Romeo's Escape Alvin, Dave Yeah... Yeaaaaaahhh! Well in a bar in an old town on the bayou I can't see She made herself about it, took her whole life away Shows the bar-keep an old photo, sayin' Have you seen my darlin' Romeo? There's a big busty blonde in Oklahoma city Sittin' in front of a mirror tryin' to make herself look pretty She thinks she's meetin' Romeo at half past eight Well Romeo left town on a southbound freight Romeo! Romeo! Where-where for art thou, where did ya go? You got all these chicks just moanin' low Well their... Romeo, their little... Romeo! [Solo 1] Yeah! Now when the New York honey she's with her rich boyfriend and he's tellin' her it's true love, it will never end And as she braggin' about all the things he's gonna get'er, All she really wants is Romeo's letter! Well in Cheyenne Wyoming, deer and antelope roam And a pretty little cowgirl just a-lonesome stays near home Some will call it love and some will call it hate But she ain't never kissed nobody since Romeo escaped! Romeo! Romeo! Where-where for art thou, where did ya go? You got all these women just moanin' low Well their... Romeo, their little... Romeo! [Solo 2] Yeah! Well I was tryin' to kiss my baby, you know the one I love the best She said hey y'all Dave I gotta get somethin' off my chest I said, baby what are ya tryin' to say? She said, I hate to tell ya Dave but Romeo is here today! Romeo! Romeo! Where-where for art thou, where did ya go? You got all these women just moanin' low Well their... Romeo, their little... Romeo! [Solo 3] Romeo! Romeo! Where-where for art thou, where did ya go? You got all these chicks just moanin' low Well their... Romeo, their little... Romeo! [Outro Solo]